Piada do Dia (Especial Eliminação Corinthiana)
Campeão da Libertadores
Era o início da década de 60, quando se deu este
interessante episódio:
O Presidente do Santos marca uma reunião com Deus.
Chegando lá, ele pergunta:
- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será
Campeão da Libertadores.
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap (páginas do
livro de Deus), e diz:
- Sim, o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores, ainda na
sua gestão. E duas vezes...
O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma
reunião com Deus:
- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão da
Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o São Paulo será Campeão da Libertadores
3 vezes, mas não na sua gestão.
O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com
Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão da
Libertadores? Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o Flamengo será Campeão da Libertadores,
mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com
Deus.
- Senhor Deus, e o Palmeiras, será Campeão da
Libertadores?
Deus consulta seu livro, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap e diz:
- Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão da Libertadores,
fará várias finais inclusive, mas não na sua gestão,
nem na do próximo presidente.
O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião
com Deus.
- E o Corinthians, será Campeão da Libertadores?
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E finalmente Deus conclui...
- Na minha gestão, NÃO !!!
